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McDude's Kind of CoolSiesta Forever (Lazy Men have thin skinned pride) |
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� 2001-07-26 - 10:31 p.m. I just finished cleaning my apartment. I will have a full house this weekend since the family is coming to help my brother move in. Cleaning brings on nostalgic feelings. I have lived here for 14 months. It still feels like I just moved in. But when I clean I remember when, where and why things happened. I remember how that rapper got behind the couch. Why I have a bottle of Margarita mix hidden deep on my counter. But the worst feeling is finding old movie ticket stubs and receipts. What a waste it was to see Dracula 2000. What a wonderful night I had when I saw Shrek. Why the hell did I spend $9.50 at KFC? When I think about being on my own I get this awe emotion. It doesn�t seem like this is my apartment. I don�t feel like I pay for this. I have the feeling that my corporation pays for this while I work for them. My one true motivation is staying independent from everybody and everything. I want to stay emotionally independent, financially dependant and most of all meatloaf independent. Because if I don�t get too attached to something then it can sting me in the ass when it leaves. Being financially independent is a little easier then the other things. Although when I was a kid the opposite was true. I remember being 7 or 8 and my dad would give my brother and I $1 to go to the arcade. I would walk around to find the best games for each quarter. I would get so upset if I put my quarter in and the machine didn�t start working that I would almost start balling. Now I could go to an arcade and play all day if I wanted to. Isn�t it funny how that works out? You can only afford the things you want long after you�ve finished wanting them. Seems like yesterday. But, it was long ago -Bob Seeger Never worrying about pay or how much I owe. --Bob Seeger I�ll become a vagrant, if I lose my address and all currency. I would be fine, as long as I have a roof over my head every night, food in my mouth and possibly a book to read. But the scars to my pride would be unbearable when people I respect consider me a bum. That is my greatest motivator. Keeping my pride from being hurt. A lazy man�s pride is his most valuable possession. The only thing he has to do to protect his pride is show his capability of taking care of himself and be semi-intelligent. If everyone were dead I figure a lazy man would probably live near the sewers. All he would have to do is set 3 mousetraps a day to catch 3 rats. He would catch one for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He would probably spend the rest of his day looking for pornography and batteries. If all the humans died I would quit my job. But I wouldn�t eat rats. I would probably walk to California and eat fruit all day. Of course that would increase my chances of getting a kidney stone. But I would be too lazy to pass it. My bladder would explode. That would be okay because I would be too lazy to care. The power of being lethargic will cure stress and make you not care that you are impotent. A lazy man doesn�t care that his space bar is broken. Of course if everyone died you�d have to move to the country to get away from the smell that would come from the cities. Then it would be Siesta Forever! Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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