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McDude's Kind of CoolThe 'Price is Right' Religion |
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� 2001-09-11 - 8:19 p.m. I thought I would never say this but I am sure the rest of the country would rather be watching the Condit, Levy story then have this horrible story to watch. This tragedy is such a waste. People, who think a supreme being would exchange suicidal murder for a great afterlife, have low self-esteem. Besides, I don�t see the leaders of these groups committing suicide. People will do anything for a guarantee of eternal life, which is why Religion is a lot like the �Price is Right� everyone is bidding (doing) the least amount possible to get into heaven. Unfortunately, these suicide bombers believe in overbidding, while Americans try to undercut them by only bidding a dollar. I suppose if I had to bid now on heaven I would bid about 2 nice deeds to every not so nice deed. Unfortunately most religious groups would believe that my bid would have the devil saying, �Come On Down�, which doesn�t mean as the next contestant of the �Price is Right�. But if you don�t believe in the great after life or the great after life punishment then you don�t have to bid that high. Since, this was brought about by religious beliefs I started watching CCB or some Christian channel. A Preacher started talking about praying. He said, �Everyone was praying now, but we should pray before a tragedy. We need to repent or this country, which is sinking fast, will sink even lower. The world is coming to a crucial point and we need to repent or forever face the consequences.� One of my pet peeves is when people say the world is really becoming a bad place to live. It used to be so much better during world war II, when women had no rights, slavery, during the plagues, modern medicine didn�t exist, when monarchy�s ruled and no common man was guaranteed personal freedoms. It was so much better then. The last 20 years have been pretty good when our biggest stories are a Space Shuttle blowing up, a 2 month war, a President getting a blow job, and Michael Jordan coming back. If we have time to fight a war on drugs we have it rather easy. If everyone smoked a J we could all sit at a table giggle and work everything out. But of course someone,(Bill Clinton) wouldn�t inhale and screw everyone else over.
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