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McDude's Kind of CoolFull Moons Mess things up. |
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� 2001-06-05 - 10:16 p.m. �Fuck it dude lets go bowling.� ?� � The Dude, The Big Lebowski I have read several times in my life read that emergency rooms are busier when there is a full moon out. I have also read that women�s menstrual cycles are affected by light; especially moonlight, if there is not sufficient electric light. I believe the two are related. I blame women�s menstrual cycles for the emergency room chaos that happens on nights of full moons. I am sure if you did studies you would probably find that domestic abuse increases during a full moon. Possibly even child abuse, car accidents and murder. I am sure I could get the funding from the government to study the affects of a full moon on the female psyche. After all the majority of government officials are male. I don�t think I could find any proof of my theory, but someone who was evil could probably word the findings in such a way that women would have to be locked in cages during the nights of a full moon. My lunch group thought that a better punch-line to the �What does and Chicken and a Grape have in common?� Would be, �They are both birds except for the grape.� Damn that majority opinion. I am on my second beer tonight. Work is getting to be hectic, I worked late and I decided I would either eat fast food or drink some beer tonight. On the way home I said, �Fuck it I want some beer� So here I am drinking beer desiring for a less stressful job. Wouldn�t it be great�. I just dream for a stable stress free existence with plenty of free time. Oh and naptime would be a great bonus. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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