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Be warned! My Masterbating habits entry.

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2003-06-08 - 11:20 a.m.

I did not masturbate until I was 14. I lost my virginity at 12. So I had gotten off before I started masturbating. The first time I had just returned from the movie theatre where I fingered a girl. She didn�t return the favor. I was crazy horny. I thought, �You know what. I can do this myself.� I did not have a kleenex ready and as usual when I am super horny a lot of seamen came out. I thought what a mess. Is this normal? I had never cum outside a vagina before. I probably masturbated a good 10 times over the next 2 days. I learned when I wasn�t horny I didn�t ejaculate quite as much. Being young was fun. I had nothing better to do but play video games, eat cookies, and masturbate.

I do it like 95% of other guys. Form an okay symbol with my hand. Move it up and down on my shaft. The closer I get the faster I go. I don�t masturbate nearly as often now. A couple of times a week if I�m lucky. I will only do it if I have an erection to start out with. Usually right before I go to bed or right after I wake up is when I get a good random boner. In the morning I wake up with one. In the evening I�ll usually get hard by thinking about someone. I almost always think about someone I know. Sometimes it will be someone I�ve never been with sexually. I enjoy thinking of them being turned on. I picture a horny grin on their face as they exhale deeply with anticipation. Or I will think of someone I have been with. I�ll picture a random time when we had sex. Or I got a really good blowjob, or I�ll picture my self eating her out. Whatever I think of they must be enjoying it. Nothing gets me going more than a horny girl.

I�ve masturbated to orgasm in front of most of the girls I�ve fooled around with. However I�ve only seen one girl masturbate to orgasm in front of me. That would be the ex. She only did it twice, both times she was really drunk and was using a vibrator. She was always to embarrassed to do it sober. One summer in college I was a buddy with a girl. We went to a porn shop and she bought an 8 inch dildo and a vibrator. I watched her masturbate but she never came. She was on Prozac and was unable to. But damn was it hot watching her try. She tried so hard for nothing. Baseball glove did not masturbate when we dated. We had a bizarre routine where I would eat her out. Then she would give me a rim job while I masturbated. Now if I�m in a mood I�ll play with my butt while masturbating. That is ultra messy because of the amount of ejaculation that comes out. I�ve masturbated in front of my benefits buddy usually because we were having sex. I�d cum to fast. Then we�d have sex again she�d get off. So then I�d finish myself off. Lately I don�t cum so fast when I use a condom so that hasn�t been much of an issue. She started to masturbate once but I finished the job. Maybe the next time we hang out I will get to watch her. Maybe I�ll help a little.

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