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McDude's Kind of CoolInvesting in Absence |
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� 2001-09-24 - 10:08 p.m. Investment in the absence of article Z to make the presence of article Z more enjoyable is probably the best ingredient of the human body. Just invest in the absence of something you enjoy. If you love a Burger King Whopper simply eat nothing but low fat foods for 2 weeks. Then buy a Whopper. You�ll moan from the first bite until the last. Do you enjoy sitting down? Well stand for eight hours. Do you enjoy a warm shower? Talk cold showers for a month. Do you like a massage? Have somebody lock you in a trunk for 6 hours, then get a massage. Do you love to read?? Watch TV for a month. Better yet watch Infomercials. The next sentence you read will be heavenly. Do you love playdoh? Play with building blocks for a year. Do you love self-pleasure? Go without for 6 months! Better yet a year. More likely you can�t be master of your domain for a week. Seinfeld couldn�t resist. Do you enjoy vacationing? Sleep in the same bed every night for 5 years. Do you enjoy intellectual conversation? Move to Montana for a year. Do you love beer? No alcohol for you! Do you love bowling? Try figure skating for a year. I think lent was invented for the sole purpose of investing in the lack of stimulation for the eventual explosion of stimulation. Morality is the control of overkill. Overkill takes away your ability to say God Yesss!!! Morality allows you to become highly stimulated very occasionally thus believing in the allusion of higher power. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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