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� 2003-05-22 - 10:54 p.m. I got a hair cut today. There was a guy waiting before me with his girlfriend. When it was his turn the stylist asked him if he wanted just a scissor cut. He turned to his girlfriend for an answer. His girlfriend then gave explicit instructions on how to cut the guys hair. I�ve never changed my hairstyle for a girl. In fact I�ve had this same hair cut since I was 12. I cannot change it without totally altering my brain chemistry. Your hair does affect the flow of blood in the brain. This weekend should be a good time. I�m having a reunion with two old high school friends. The last time the three of us got together we played strip dominoes and masturbated to porn. Something tells me this weekend won�t be as memorable. It should be a good time nevertheless. M the girl that is visiting has a piercing boisterous laugh. She was always laughing at things that I said. Tacky jokes, quick one-liners and any sexual reference would bring forth a hearty laugh. You could say that was the positive reinforcement that gave me the sense of humor I have today. According to some its bad. According to some it�s legendary. I prefer to think m humor is the latter. We�ll probably buy a couple of cases of canned beer. I plan to mix an entire case of flavor ice and alcohol in my blender. That should be a wild concoction. Get drunk. Wake up. Eat some omelets and do it all over again. Maybe we�ll pull the porn shop trifecta? Or go to a fancy bar. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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