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� 2004-04-19 - 11:30 p.m. I could possibly be the coolest man alive. Friday night I did the Wisconsin Porn Shop Trifecta with benefits buddy. I bought some 5 hour porn for 10 bucks. What a waste of money. My IQ has now dropped 10 points since the purchase. I need to read some reviews and invest in some high quality erotica. What ever happened to great movies like �Behind the Green Door� and �Debby does Dallas�? Those were some high quality porn flicks. BB bought a vibrator. We came back to my place drank some beers watched the porn and fooled around. That was the extent of my weekend. Saturday I found out my application wasn�t working at 2 PM. So I spent the next four hours working on it. Then I went to Boston Market and watched the Godfather. Sunday I walked to target then drove to target so I could buy the stuff I picked out when I walked there. When I got home I found out my application was not working again. So another 4 hours spent fixing it and my weekend was gone. I swear I�m retiring like 10 minutes ago. In between all the working I did manage to clean my bathroom, buy some organization tools for my closets, and a brown belt. Now I can get laid when I wear my brown shoes. I almost bought an alarm clock with a CD player. I was trying to come up with a list of great songs to wake up to. All I could think of were songs about sunshine; Good Morning Starshine, Soak up the sun, Walking on Sunshine. I�d kill someone if those were the tunes playing when the alarm went off. I figure �Where the Streets have No Name� would be a good song to hear. Here is the rest of my list. California Stars-Wilco, It�s the end of the world- REM, Whats going on- Marvin Gaye, Debra-Beck, Girls Singing- Mates of State, Wishlist-Pearl Jam, Let Down-Radiohead, Sweet Child o Mine- GnR, Fool in the Rain-Led Zepplin, Fearless-Pink Floyd, No Surpises-Radiohead, Sultans of Swing-Dire Straits, and last a tribute to Ground hog day, I�ve got you babe-Sonny and Cher. Today the Russian woman who�s always flirting with me asked me if I could baby sit her 18 month old twins next month. Hello, if she new the outside the office McDude there is no way she�d ask me to baby-sit. In the office I�m quiet, polite, rather diverse and hard working. Outside the office I�m a smart ass, rather lazy and try to push the envelope of decency to another level. I should give her my url just so she won�t ask me again. I know she has an ulterior motive for having me baby sit. Like she wants to see how I handle her children before she leaves her husband for me. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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