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� 2001-05-02 - 10:00 p.m. I was just out on my deck watching the darkness. It is really nice out. There is little wind to rattle the ears. You can hear cars starting off in the distant. You can see planes flying in circles. The vastness of the human scientific advances we have in the 21st century brings that awe-inspiring feeling to my stomach. It is cool to think of how advanced we are. Until of course another human civilization lands and kicks our ass. Just like when the Europeans landed and discovered the Native Americans. They will perceive us as a savage civilization. The alien Homo sapiens will be astounded by our cultural achievements. They would say stuff like, �Wow look at these guys they discovered Nuclear Physics and the Human Genome all on there own.� �Look at this whacked out attempt that is called the Theory of Relativity.� �They have some crazy religious and philosophical understandings.� �But of course, we are better then them. They are savages. Capital punishment. Taxes. Look at their crazy clothing. They walk around half naked. Drilling holes in their bodies. Putting people in jail. What the fuck is this capitalism anyway. Unvalued occupation gets rewarded, while the finer aspects of Art, Literature, Philosophy and Science are on the low end of society. So we shall rape your women and enslave your men. Can you believe they actually discovered pornography? These people were pretty clever.� Of course there would be enough cross breeding to keep the unique genes of Earth alive. All of my accomplishments would be instantly forgotten after the enslavement process. Poof, everything I have ever thought had value is no more. Gone with my dead memory of my mostly enslaved life. So with my last breath I want to be proud of the last thought I had. But, I know my last thought would be about the time I did something stupid. Like the time my brother caught me getting a blowjob from my girlfriend. I�ll blush, then let my last breath out and close my eyes. Damn Aliens enslaving me. This aggression will not stand, man. The Dude will not die as a slave to comfort ability. But I shall be a slave to my own human experience. Because I as, a Homo sapiens on earth, can do more then be a savage, and procreate on camera. I can have long lasting impressions on the future generations. Fuck Slavery Dude, lets go bowling. Yeah Dude, Yeah, A generation of dudes. Later McDude Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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