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McDude's Kind of CoolMaster of my Domain? |
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� 2001-10-02 - 7:58 p.m. Today I put off laundry again to lie around and nap. Now I feel feverish. Maybe my drowsiness is a sign of infection. After my nap I had 2 messages on my answering machine. One was in a language I could not comprehend. The other was the Jamaican Tarot card reader that I stupidly called one night when I was drunk. I didn�t even get a reading done. Hell I can predict my own future. Death and Taxes. Living without cable TV is great. I�ve read so much I must have gotten ill. I even read a couple of articles in the Playboy I got yesterday. I usually just look at the pictures, read the advisor and throw it on the floor for my friends to gawk at. I am currently trying to be the master of my domain. (Seinfeld) I have held out since Sunday morning. I bet you I can hold out until Christmas. I think I need a 12-step program. I don�t think I have been this frequent since I was 14. I wasn�t enjoying it anymore. Maybe the lack of a moment has caused my illness? Maybe I am having withdrawals. Mark the day. September 30. How long can McDude hold out? I expect to hold out until Christmas. That way Christmas night I can give myself a gift. We�ll see. �Well, I still jerk off manually� The Dude
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