|
|
McDude's Kind of CoolBig winnings |
|
� �
|
� 2003-05-29 - 7:06 p.m. Last night there was only 3 of us for poker night. So we decided to go to the casino boat instead of play cards. I usually don�t like gambling at boats simply because of the amount of money I tend to lose. However last night not to worry I won 900 bucks. I rule. I blew 60 bucks in about 20 minutes. I decided to spend 20 more. I put 20 in a new slot machine hit the button once and boom. At first I thought maybe my winnings was around 100, then 200, but the number kept skyrocketing until it hit 900 bucks. I hit the cash out button immediately. About 10 minutes later a tenant came. �Did you win this?� he asked. Then, he walked away. It was about 10 minutes before he returned with my money. For a second I thought he might never come back. He returned said nothing and placed 9 $100 bills in my hand. What a burden now I have to break 9 100�s. Time to start investing. Maybe I�ll buy 900 big game tickets. The jackpot is 58 Million dollars. This morning I awoke to the sound of tanks. It was really just a Bulldozer. But, for an instant I thought someone might have invaded America with squeaky tanks. They wouldn�t need to fire any shots. All they would have to do is drive around in the middle of the night in those squeaky tanks. We�d go crazy and surrender pronto. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
|
