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� 2005-03-21 - 10:13 p.m. Tonight at bowling we were talking about illegal drugs in sports. We joked about renaming our team juiced and debated on which baseball players were on steroids. We wondered if any professional bowlers were juiced up what unconventional drugs would benefit other sports. I said NBA players should take Viagra before every game. No one is going to post you up or try to block you out if you have a boner. And if they tried all you have to do is say, �You like that big boy?� Then NBA teams would have to hire women to guard the Viagra users. The salon where I have gotten my hair cut for the past 5 years closed down. It was great because the service was so bad that you didn�t have to wait. As soon as you walked in they would sit you down and start cutting your hair. Plus it was only $12. One guy once asked me if I spoke Russian. Another girl who I thought was Polish turned out to be an American child of privilege. But my favorite was a middle aged woman who would say things like, �I�m 42 years old and got a tattoo last week.� Or, �I�m 42 years old and drank all night on Saturday. I�m too old for that shit!� I�ll have to start using one of those androgynous hair chopping place in the city. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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