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� 2004-12-01 - 11:31 p.m. I hung out with the Irish girl tonight. She�s in town until next Thursday. We had a blast. This girl swears more then a navy veteran with jock-itch in a jungle. �Dwayne scheduled a meeting for 4:45 to 5:45,� she exclaimed. �Dwayne do you have a bloody piss, fuck�n schedul�n a meet�n for quarter five! Fuck that! I marched over to his desk and�..well lets just say I told him he�s a wanker.� Later on she was complaining about a girl taking her rental car without permission, �This girl is thick, who fucking takes your car without permission then returns it without any petrol in it? Shyiiit! I�ll catch her in the high grass, I will, don�t you know, only a wench will return a car without petrol.� I then asked if she could be called a tosser. �A tosser? Yes she could be a tosser, but she�s worse then a tosser, she�s just a bitch, Shyiiit.� Granted all this swearing sounds serious but she did it in good fun and with a laugh. Quite charming. Hearing an Irish girl cuss is a lot like watching the star from an old time movie say, �Don�t crack wise with me.� �Or hey what�s the big idea?� It has a slightly outdated innocence. But it could still make my mother blush. So we went to PF Changes and cold stone. We talked about how her family never celebrated Christmas and the reasons behind it. Apparently they don�t celebrate birthdays either. Celebrating birthdays originated in Egypt when they celebrated the birth of their God�s. Therefore Birthday Celebrations is like celebrating a pagan God. Jesus never celebrated Birthdays so why should they. Fair enough then. So I asked if she ever got to talk to Santa. �Nope my parents always told me Santa wasn�t real. I felt sorry for all the other children because their parents lied to them.� Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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