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� 2001-09-06 - 8:10 p.m. I went to my hometown for Labor Day. Every year my hometown has a festival during Labor Day. We have a parade, carnival, beauty pageant and other wonderful activities. Each year the festival is exactly the same. They put the same carnival rides in the same spots. The beer tent has the same DJ�s. The flea market sells the same junk. Even the spectators are the same (mostly people who never leave town and wait for the festival to bring them the latest catch phrase T-Shirts). But I am glad one thing never changes in my hometown, the mini-golf course. The highlight of my weekend was playing Mini-Golf on my home-mini-golf course. It was a blast. I used to go to that mini-golf course every single day during the summer. What else would my �oop brother� and I do? It used to cost 75 cents a round. Now it costs 1.50. Some of the obstacles are different. But the course was basically the same. I still know every slope and angle. It is still one of the most challenging courses I have ever played on. I used to shoot under 40 every time. Par is 43. This time I shot a 42. You used to get a free Whopper from BK if you aced the last whole. But Burger King closed and now you don�t get squat. Everyday after lunch I would ride my bike across town to Jim�s. Then we would instantly leave and I would ride him on my bike to the park to play golf. Jim�s bike was stolen and his parents refused to get him a new one. After golf we would usually win a whopper and we would go and claim our prize. Then we would go and flirt with Christy and Beth. We�d be eating lifesavers and riding around. What fun fun. I remember one of my most embarrassing moments was when I was first hanging out with Jim. I was talking with Jim about sex. I was 10 and I had just discovered my older brothers porn collection. So I shared my revelation that chicks don�t have dicks with him. Oh my God how embarrassing. At the time I thought everyone was in the dark as to what chicks had. I figured they had something different but I didn�t know what until I found the stash. Now looking back I am embarrassed for being ill informed. Jim�s reaction was simply, �Yeah, I know.� We both quickly changed the subject. McDude knows what is up now. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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