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McDude's Kind of CoolANTI-POSH |
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� 2001-11-01 - 10:00 p.m. I went to the Mongolian Chinese Buffet with my former team. The food went right through me. I wasn�t so lucky today with the microwave Lasagna. I burnt it. I have a buddy of mine who is a big Russian dude. He went off at the buffet about how children are scared to death when they go trick or treating. Don�t walk alone, take a flash light, don�t enter anyone�s house, don�t eat anything that isn�t in a sealed rapper, don�t take viagra, watch out for anthrax. Most of the group thought the children were scared because he would be Frankenstein if his head were flat and he had a couple of bolts on his neck. But I understood the point perfectly. When I was a kid no one wore helmets or kneepads. I guess maybe we aren�t overprotecting our kids. Maybe my Russian friend and I are just paranoid. The best part of his story was about how he had to dress up like a bunny when he grew up in Russia. All of the boy�s dressed up as rabbits and all of the girls dressed up as snow white. If that is not a reason to ban communism in the world I don�t know what is. I paid all of my bills today. It is nice to have a budget where I can pay all of my bills and not worry about how much money is left in the bank. I am a lucky, Lucky man. Yet my apartment stands relatively bare, it is the epitome of the anti-posh. I am utility-man, my archenemy is Posh-Man. I combat his fashion savvy, trendy gadgets and hip lingo with useful information and things that were so 7 months ago. Posh-man fills his life with stuff bought off his 3 platinum cards, my life is filled with calls from people trying to give me platinum cards. Evil posh industry reps trying to convert me from my life of utility. My mail is filled with convert now and your interest rate will be low and you can have all this stuff plus a vacation with palm trees. You can be this hip-trendy guy with a great smile and hot girlfriend. You can live the life of excitement. Be in the now. Find the meaning of life. All you need is this platinum card with a 50,000 dollar limit. Sign on the dotted line and sell your sole to me. This stuff will help you figure out the little nagging thought you can�t pinpoint. Join the Platinum Religion. No I won�t do it. I am the ANTI-POSH. I will save people from over-computerization. Platinum Man you are going down. When you wake up it takes a while to GET EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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