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� 2003-07-26 - 12:20 p.m. Women! Yesterday the benefits buddy told me that we couldn�t hang out anymore. I completely understand why. It is primarily my fault. She doesn�t like hearing about the other girls I�m interested in. So therefore the first rule of benefits buddies is broken and hanging out must cease. Maybe eventually we�ll hang out and be buddies without the benefits. I feel bad about it. But just getting out of 4 years with the ex, I don�t want to just jump into another relationship. I feel the need to meet some new people, figure out what I need in a partner. My last two relationships lasted 2 years and 4 years. I met them both when I still was dating someone else. They started with a bang, I was witty and funny, she was enthusiastic, cute and fun. After a while I suddenly had nothing to say, witty became a struggle, I became boring old McDude. The girls then became disinterested and nothing but infidelity and yelling can come of that. The first one yelled and cheated. The second never yelled, but might have cheated. How do you get past that hump? Maybe I need to start my next relationship on a really boring note. Just be the most boring man in the world. Then in four years I could become funny and witty and we�ll live happily ever after. I had a weekend full of plans with girls. Last night I had a date scheduled with the CPA. Saturday I was going to go visit the ex-girlfriend. Sunday was flag football and tennis. Last night was the date with CPA. The plan was that I would call her when I arrived home from work. I called and she didn�t answer so I left a message. That was at 5:30. I was skeptical because she had already bailed on me 3 times, once for a wake, once for work, once because she was sick. Finally around 6:15 the phone rang. It was the ex. She told me she couldn�t hang out Saturday because she had too much packing to do. However she would be driving to Aikea on Sunday afternoon and we could hang out then. I told her of my plans for flag football and tennis on Sunday and that I might be around. I then told her I could help her move next Saturday. This was a test because when I called Thursday evening a strange guy answered her cell phone whose name is the same as mine, obviously the new guy that I�ve heard about. She seemed hesitant about making plans for Saturday. Her new boyfriend probably doesn�t like the idea of her hanging out with me. So I figured she would decline my offer to help her move next Saturday because the new boyfriend would be helping. However she hesitantly accepted the invitation. I now plan to receive a cancellation phone call from the ex next Thursday. My blood pressure went up after that phone call. I sat in the recliner and began reading a magazine. I soon fell asleep and awoke at 8 o�clock and still no word from the CPA. I decided to leave and get some food. I walked down the block to Subway but it was closed so I walked back. I called again and left a message. I then drove to Wendy�s and returned. I ate my horrible food and surfed porn on the Internet. I was pissed. She bailed on me 4 times. Either I am horrible luck or she�s a compulsive liar. I wrote her an email asking what happened. This morning when I woke up she wrote me saying her friends Aunt had passed away and that she had to drive down to Bloomington to pick up her friends brother. She couldn�t call and let me know this? She said she didn�t have her cell phone with her. What a bunch of crap? Maybe I�ll keep making plans with her so eventually everyone she knows will die. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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