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� 2004-06-28 - 10:17 p.m. All lot has happened over the last week. It was the first vacation in a while where I look back and wonder where the time went. It began last Thursday when I went to the Oasis played some cards and saw the Fiery Furnaces. The show was okay. They simply played one long melody of all their songs. Of course talkshow and I had a few drinks before we left and were mildly obnoxious. Talkshow ganked a poster off the wall. There was a guy and girl couple standing in front of us. I noticed they were holding a camera out at arms length to take a picture of themselves. So I stood on my tiptoes thinking they�ll laugh when they get the film developed. Of course I didn�t consider that it might be a digital camera. They were checking out the picture and I couldn�t tell if they were mildly amused or annoyed but they didn�t take any more pictures. Somehow I started talking to the girl and even bought her a beer. Her name was April and she was a dog walker. I must have scared her off with some loud volume unfiltered McDude chitchat, because as soon as the show was over they were out the door. G-money went to the show with us and as usual was his classy self. When we arrived back at the oasis G-Monay cooked a pizza and we watched party of Natural born killers on TV. Talkshow went to bed, but awoke 40 minutes later and walked into G-Money�s room, then returned to his room only to emerge a few seconds later to walk into the restroom. G-Money said he wouldn�t remember it in the morning. Of course when Talkshow awoke I inquired what the hell he was doing walking around scratching his nuts. We had a good laugh. Friday night I went to a wedding the Benefits Buddy. She was a bridesmaid and I didn�t know a soul there except for BB. It was an open bar which of course seems to be the standard for the Chicago area. So I had several beers. I felt this great pressure not to embarrass BB so my filters were on. So of course her friends claimed I didn�t talk much, which I didn�t. I also didn�t dance much either, basically because I dance like a white man. We got a hotel right next to the reception hall. So after we left the reception we went back to the room and had the sex. Of course she woke me up at 7 in the morning asking all kinds of funny questions. She�s pretty much asking for some action. It was fun. She bought me breakfast to. I burnt BB the latest Franz Ferdinand disc as well as another �mystery� disk. When I gave it to her she inquired about which songs were on the �mystery� disk. After refusing to provide her with an answer she said sarcastically, �It�s probably a disk filled with porno music.� Of course it was actually filled with porno music but I jokingly played it off and she believed the disk was full of legitimate music. When we went to breakfast the next day she put in the mystery disk and Franz Ferdinand into her six disk changer and started playing the mystery disk, but before the music started she left her car to talk to a friend, so I started playing the Franz Ferdinand disk. The entire weekend I had a smirk on my face each time the image of her realizing the mystery disk was filled with porno music entered my head. Saturday I went to the old college roommates. It was the next to last weekend before he moves. We went to a bar and drank beers and joked around. I vomited at his place. The following day I went to pick up Georgetown. He�s currently the only person I spend time with from my hometown. He�s also one of the two people I actually know who reads this. I picked him up in Peoria and then we drove to Bloomington to meet baseball glove at her waitress job. We found out when we arrived that she was working at the Peoria restaurant for that day. What a bummer we ate there anyway. We flew to DC the next day. We were both on benders so we took it easy for a few days. In DC I got to see several of the neighborhoods as well as the monuments. I had a kick ass chimi chonga and we went to a bar similar to quenchers and had several beers then of course popped in some porn. All in all it was a nice visit. I only paid 114 bucks for airfare as well. After returning from DC I spent my last weekend with the Old College Roommate. I�ll write my tribute to him tomorrow. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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