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McDude's Kind of CoolYowza Gasp Hubba Hubba, |
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2003-12-19 - 10:24 a.m. I had another first date last night. We’ll call her the dancer because she teaches dance. So when you picture a girl who has been a dancer from the age of two you picture someone with less than average cleavage. This girl was more than well endowed. I don’t know what it is but the last three girls I’ve been on dates with had gigantic breasts. The girl that was taller, older and smarter than me had rather large breasts, y*da had huge breasts and the dancer has gigantic breasts. I’m breasted out. I need a lady with a flat chest to even out my dating scene. So the picture I had seen of her before we met was of her face. It was a group photo but was zoomed in so it looked kind of funny. She had cute potential. I showed the picture to the Big Brain and he said she looked like a boy. So when I saw her approaching she looked just like the picture with lots of cute potential. Then she took off her coat and yowza, gasp, hubba hubba, busted I was caught staring at her giant cleavage. We sat down and ordered a sausage pizza and started to chitchat. She kept staring at me. I don’t mind eye contact but she was staring a hole through me. Plus she had a lazy eye. She told me she was nervous. I could tell but some of her actions. She forcing different chitchat conversations like, “What is your favorite movie? What is your favorite food?” Talk about trying to be uninteresting. Then I would ask her the same question, cause she can’t get away with putting me on the spot all the time, and she couldn’t think of an answer either. I mean who really has an absolute favorite movie or food, so I rambled off a list of my favorites. The bill came and she started digging through her purse but I offered to pay the bill. She turned bright red with embarrassment. We continued chatting for a while and then decided to leave. When we left I said it was nice meeting her and that I’d chat with her later. Overall a pleasant date but I don’t see relationship material there. Another one and done. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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