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2003-12-07 - 10:07 a.m. For the last two months my friends and I planned on visiting our old stomping grounds at ISU. We set yesterday as the date for the big event. So of course plans were cancelled. My roommate’s sister had to skip town for some unknown reason. My roommate partied until 6 in the morning the night before. Apparently he was playing full contact Ping Pong. Our other friend gave us the wrong phone number so we couldn’t contact him. Much to my disappointment it didn’t make sense to go anymore. We decided to postpone the trip until next semester. So, last night talk show host and I decided to do our usual bar hopping routine, Quenchers, Liars Club, Darwins, Clybar. We drank some Red Bull and Vodka before we left. I made mine super strong because I wasn’t driving. He beat me at old school Nintendo Baseball for a change. I beat him at fifa soccer. Talkshow said he was giving up on girls until 2004. What a struggle it must be taking a 3-week diet of women. Especially since we don’t ever hit on women at the bars we go to anyway. When we arrive at the quenchers and ordered Leffe Blonde. It was 5 bucks a bottle. But it was excellent with “Subtle and delicate flavor”. We talked about the usual crap and looked for single girls. We left and went to Darwins, which sucked as usual. I don’t even know why we go there anymore. Then we went to Liars Club. The last time we were their we ganked a Kiss Karaoke poster. So naturally this time we had intentions of topping ourselves. But our plans were soon lost when Talkshow’s diet came abruptly to an end and he started dancing with a girl. So I sat back and drank a few to many $2 Pabts Blue Ribbons. We soon left and I was gone. On our way home I made Talkshow stop three times so I could vomit. Once off an exit ramp on 90. Once in a Wendy’s parking lot and once in a front yard. Thankfully I made it home and passed out without puking in his car. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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