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2003-10-02 - 10:07 p.m.

I was reminded about my last relationship today. When I opened Outlook the following reminder popped up, “McDude’s and the ex’s anniversary BUY SOMETHING!” Our five-year anniversary would be in a couple of days. That’s 50 to 100 bucks that remains in my pocket.

A Chinese girl I work with approached me today and asked, “Do you have a spawn o fuk?”

“What?”

“A spawn or fuk?” she spitted out.

I thought she was asking for a fuck? My boss happened to be standing right behind us as well. So I didn’t repeat the question for verification.

Finally she made an eating motion and I realized she was asking if I had a spoon or fork.

I called the Korean today. She was doing laundry and was on another call from her brother in Arizona so I asked if she wanted to call me back. Surprisingly she called back. So I guess she might be more interested than I thought. She’s going to Wisconsin this weekend and I’m going to North Carolina the following weekend so we decided to plan the second date by ear. I’ll call her next week to chitchat and maybe we’ll get together the following weekend. Maybe she’ll ask if I want to spawn or fuck!

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