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McDude's Kind of CoolIssues for Single Television Households |
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2001-11-04 - 2:47 p.m. A cruel fate is in the TV waves today. Two stations have Football. Two stations have figure skating. I can feel the Divorce rate of single T.V. households multiplying ten fold this week. What cruel program manager would schedule such a thing? When football is on any station, all other stations should show horrible Sylvester Stallone movies like, ‘Tango and Cash’ or ‘Cobra’. The ‘Look Who’s Talking’ series is also acceptable. I figure Divorce Lawyers are hurting because of the recession and bribed the programmers for ABC and NBC to show figure skating. Any man who lives in a 1 T.V. household with a woman should consider this an act of terrorism. These Divorce Lawyers must be stopped. I am currently having car trouble. I’ll be driving down the road at a decent clip, when chug my car stalls. The really shitty thing is I can’t throw it in neutral and start it. I need to completely stop to start the car again. It is probably the fuel line, or the plugs or something. It only has 78,000 miles on it. I’ll take it to the garage tomorrow and hope it is something minor. A 1975 Chevy Impala owned me when I was in High School. It was Blue with a ton of rust spots. One day when leaving the High School parking lot it stalled. It was right after school so I pissed off a long line of cars behind me. The two people who I was giving a ride hopped in another car, so I was stuck there trying to restart my car. Eventually after the parking lot was empty a couple of buddies help me push it to a parking space. Three years later that car caught on fire. I wonder if this car has the same fate. Maybe I am a car killer. I hate it when Coca-Cola Classic is on sale. To save 2 bucks I’ll buy it instead of Pepsi. I much prefer Pepsi. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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