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McDude's Kind of CoolThe Republican |
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2004-07-08 - 11:41 p.m. Thursday July 8, 2004 4:45 PM While taking a shower today I heard something hit the floor of the tub. The loud noise scared the crap out of me. Upon investigation I discovered it was a dime. So I peak outside the curtain expecting to see a crazed killer with a chainsaw or possibly my roommate. No one was there. I guess taking showers is finally starting to pay off. Maybe instead of growing on trees, money grows from dirty showers. If that is the case I’m never cleaning my bathtub again. So I’m writing this at work on my new 21-inch monitor. I tried bragging about it to the Russian girl. But she got a new flat screen 21-inch monitor last week. So I email Benefits buddy, because I thought for sure she’d be impressed. Nope! She already had a 21-inch monitor. How a non-profit organization can afford to give its employees 21 inch monitors I’ll never know. Anyway the moral of this paragraph is that I’m not a very good bragger. I’m normally modest and bragging was definitely out of character. I’m getting ready to leave work for a date. I’ll call this girl “The Republican”. I met her online, but not through an online dating service. We met through yahoo chat. I never log into chat rooms anymore simply because it rots your brain worse than TV. However I decided to check it out one night about a month ago and met her. She’s in law school and is a Bush Backer. Apparently she was working on his campaign in Minnesota during the 2000 election. Of course being a Bush backer is a huge personality flaw. I asked her last week if she planned on seeing Fahrenheit 911. She said yeah, so I suggested we see it together. I’m going into it totally expecting a huge argument to erupt. I told my co-workers to not ask me any question when I arrive at work tomorrow with a black eye. She recently broke her left hand. She told me it was caught in a door. I really think she punched someone who said they were going to vote for Kerry. More to Come! Thursday July 8, 2004 11:22 PM So the date is over. She didn’t punch anyone in the face either. She might not vote for Bush now. But she ‘definitely won’t vote for Kerry’ either. Overall the experience was okay. She actually reminds me of a mix between baseball glove and the ex, super blonde with a long face. The movie was good. It was a bit over the top in parts, however it was over the top on views that I support. Good job Michael Moore. The short periods of chitchat we had before and after the movie was just that, short. Although I did find myself not paying attention to her long winded stories about car accidents. “My car caught on fire and the frat boy dumped beer…... (enter the Charlie Brown adult voice here)……..and that’s how we got the violin out.” Then I followed with, “Oh so you had a good college experience?” Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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