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McDude's Kind of CoolAnd Many More |
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2002-04-15 - 9:55 p.m. My family threw my Grandmother a birthday party over the weekend. She is now 90 years old. When I first heard of the party the image of my family jumping out in the dark yelling surprise jumped through my head. Followed by my grandmother having a heart attack. We didn’t jump out and yell surprise and she didn’t have a heart attack. I was disappointed that nobody added the tag line at the end of happy birthday, “And Many More.” Because at the rate she’s going she’ll out live me. It must have been great to have all of the people you helped create throw a party for you, your kids, Grandkids, Great Grandkids, simply because she had a couple of kids. I played basketball today. I didn’t play to bad. I missed a ton of easy shots. A ball traveling at tremendous velocity smacked me between the eyes. After that happened I starting making some shots. After I returned from the game I walked to Subway. Then to the White Hen Pantry to buy some Big Game tickets. A guy was in there buying 250 tickets. I assume he was buying tickets for a large group of people. I’d split 300 million 30 ways. I wonder if rich people buy lottery tickets? I am sure the majority of people who buy tickets cannot afford it. I can. If I win I’ll buy 30 million lottery tickets and give them to poor people. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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