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McDude's Kind of CoolMy Manly Blur |
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2004-07-15 - 9:25 p.m. I had an okay weekend. I played poker on Friday night and won 20 bucks. My old boss was there. He was drinking O’Doul’s. Saturday I went to Six Flags with BB. Before we went I was going to find a list of things to talk about while you are waiting in line but I couldn’t find one. At six flags BB kept taking her glasses off before going on the rides. I kept quizzing on what things she could read and what looked blurry to her. Then I realized that she always takes her glasses off before the s. She’s never seen me in the buff with her glasses on. I must be one sexy blur. My manhood must have a big blur to deceiving her on its real size. Maybe this could be a dating strategy for some men. The Indian guy who sits across from my cube asked me the other day about the dancer. I hadn’t mentioned her in a while because she stopped stalking me. I told him that we still talk on occasion and will have dinner together every once in a while. He said, “Dude, she’s changing for you, maybe she’s the one for you after all. She got the hint and realized what you are looking for and changed not many women will do this for you.” Out of all the people I’ve told about the Dancer this is the first time anyone ever suggested that she might be a catch. “But she bugs the hell out of me!” “Dude, every woman will bug the hell out of you, not every woman will change for you.” Well he does have a point. Every single person I talk to who is married tells some story about how their spouse bugs the hell out of them. Its enough to scare anyone away from marriage. “Just trust my judgment on this, she’s not a girl I want to Marry. She’ll bug the hell out of me twice as much as somebody else. ” Then yesterday this same guy said to me, “Dude you’ll be married in 2 years.” I guess he’s a psychic. I wonder if he’s trying to set me up! Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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