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2003-09-20 - 5:31 p.m. I had a whale of an evening last night. First I saw Wilco. Before we left for the show we got our drink on at my roommates friends place. He buys records instead of CD’s so we listened to a lot of cool stuff that he had. Records really do sound better than CD’s too bad they aren’t very durable. I argued with the guy’s roommate about A Beautiful mind. She thought it rocked. I thought it was stupid. On the way to the show my roommate and his friend bought a couple of 22 ounce Heinekens to drink on the way. I was rather uncomfortable with this idea but I went along with it. I bought 3 Twinkies, ho ho’s and combos for the drive. No I didn’t get high before we left. I simply was hungry because I didn’t eat any dinner. We arrived at the show about 10 minutes before Wilco took the stage. I found my brother before I found my seats so I sat in front of him. The show was awesome. Wilco is definitely one of the most creative bands in America. I decided to Piss during misunderstood. I was leaving the restroom right when they started the ending where they sing, “I’d like to thank you all for nothing, nothing, nothing….” So I started running up the stairs hoping to get to my seat before they finished the song. My seat was in the Second balcony and I made just as they sang the last …Nothing at all.” After the show we decided to see EvenFlow a Pearl Jam Tribute band. I tried to talk my brother into going but he refused. He’s 30 so I guess once I’m 30 I’ll be a dud and go straight home after the concert. Talkshow host met us at EvenFlow. It was great! A bunch of late 20 something’s belting out anthems of our youth. During Yellow Ledbetter a girl who was out on her bachelorette party was invited on stage. She had a dildo with yellow, green and red lights in it. The singer put whip cream on the end of the dildo and the girl sucked it off. I started yelling, “Don’t get married, it’s a trap, it’s a prison, once you get married your life is over.” The girl standing next to me said, “Hey that’s my sister!” I looked at her and saw that she was drinking her beer through a straw shaped like a penis. I asked her when the wedding date was. She said October 12th. “Good you still have time to talk her out of it.” She chuckled. Score one for me! Later in the night 3 girls started dancing on one of the bars when a guy behind me asked a girl why she didn’t get on the bar. The girl said, “I wouldn’t want to show them up!” I turned around and asked, “Why not?” The girl yelled, “ass” and shoved my shoulder so I’d turn back around. Score another one for me. My roommate got a phone number at the bar. He was dancing with a girl all night and she asked him if he wanted her phone number. With a loss for words he responded, “I thought you’d never ask.” Sometimes I wonder if he’ll ever get laid. This morning I went to the Riverboat in Elgin and won 75 bucks playing Black Jack. What a weekend and it has only just begun. Tonight I have a date with an Asian girl. I met her online and she seems pretty cool. I’ll be leaving to meet her in about 30 minutes. I’ll be writing about that tomorrow. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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