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2003-10-23 - 10:32 p.m.

I have date this Sunday. Yet another first date opportunity. This girl is as tall as I am and probably makes more money. She’s a “Senior Financial Analyst” and is 2 steps away from getting her Masters from Duke. I’ll have to shed all the stereotypes of being, shorter, poorer and dumber than my date. Not to mention that her last boyfriend was blind. I can’t live up to that. He was probably really good with his hands not to mention a great listener. I’ll probably zone her out on the first date to daydream about my John Madden football franchise. Plus I hate her first name.

I’ve been training some Irish consultants to handle our application issues at work. The first couple of people I trained were guys. I kind of blew them off. It isn’t like this is complicated stuff. You call up a user and tell them to restart their computer. This week I am training this really cute Irish girl. So naturally I am always stopping by to see how things are going. Flirting my ass off. To bad she’s leaving in two weeks because my department is lacking attractive females to flirt with.

I have one eyelash that is three times longer than my other eyelashes. I’m afraid to cut it with scissors because I might poke my eye out.

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