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2004-04-19 - 11:30 p.m. I could possibly be the coolest man alive. Friday night I did the Wisconsin Porn Shop Trifecta with benefits buddy. I bought some 5 hour porn for 10 bucks. What a waste of money. My IQ has now dropped 10 points since the purchase. I need to read some reviews and invest in some high quality erotica. What ever happened to great movies like “Behind the Green Door” and “Debby does Dallas”? Those were some high quality porn flicks. BB bought a vibrator. We came back to my place drank some beers watched the porn and fooled around. That was the extent of my weekend. Saturday I found out my application wasn’t working at 2 PM. So I spent the next four hours working on it. Then I went to Boston Market and watched the Godfather. Sunday I walked to target then drove to target so I could buy the stuff I picked out when I walked there. When I got home I found out my application was not working again. So another 4 hours spent fixing it and my weekend was gone. I swear I’m retiring like 10 minutes ago. In between all the working I did manage to clean my bathroom, buy some organization tools for my closets, and a brown belt. Now I can get laid when I wear my brown shoes. I almost bought an alarm clock with a CD player. I was trying to come up with a list of great songs to wake up to. All I could think of were songs about sunshine; Good Morning Starshine, Soak up the sun, Walking on Sunshine. I’d kill someone if those were the tunes playing when the alarm went off. I figure “Where the Streets have No Name” would be a good song to hear. Here is the rest of my list. California Stars-Wilco, It’s the end of the world- REM, Whats going on- Marvin Gaye, Debra-Beck, Girls Singing- Mates of State, Wishlist-Pearl Jam, Let Down-Radiohead, Sweet Child o Mine- GnR, Fool in the Rain-Led Zepplin, Fearless-Pink Floyd, No Surpises-Radiohead, Sultans of Swing-Dire Straits, and last a tribute to Ground hog day, I’ve got you babe-Sonny and Cher. Today the Russian woman who’s always flirting with me asked me if I could baby sit her 18 month old twins next month. Hello, if she new the outside the office McDude there is no way she’d ask me to baby-sit. In the office I’m quiet, polite, rather diverse and hard working. Outside the office I’m a smart ass, rather lazy and try to push the envelope of decency to another level. I should give her my url just so she won’t ask me again. I know she has an ulterior motive for having me baby sit. Like she wants to see how I handle her children before she leaves her husband for me. Like this entry? Vote for me here!
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